"In a story, you can turn to the front and begin again and everyone lives once more. That doesn’t work in real life."- Ally Condie, Reached (via quotethat)
How to make friends
102% of successful friendships are built on
- mutual transitory dysphoria and confusion about other people
- access to one or more cool animals
- provision of free wifi/relative shelter from the elements.
So basically just find someone you like the look of, throw a cake at them. Yell a bit together and then tell them you have free wifi and a house with a dog.