Anonymous asked:

How to make friends

Muffin Answer:


102% of successful friendships are built on

  • food
  • mutual transitory dysphoria and confusion about other people
  • access to one or more cool animals
  • provision of free wifi/relative shelter from the elements. 

So basically just find someone you like the look of, throw a cake at them. Yell a bit together and then tell them you have free wifi and a house with a dog. 


People need to realize that there are days when you’re not in the mood to talk or interact with anyone.

(via asvprock)